Tuesday, May 30, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

your fingerprint please!

this morning, i woke up late, at 10am. first thing i did was to empty my bladder and brush my teeth. den, as i was preparing for shehmoo's brekkie, someone knocked my door pretty loud. i wanted to ignore but i thought it'll be the mister postman so i opened the door (yes, messy hair, half asleep and PJs all). it wasn't the mister postman, it was MISTER POLICEMAN.

policeman: (smiling) hi. i'm here to dust for fingerprints.

jules: (100% awake already, eyess open up like saucers then squinted for a good look at the 'criminal forensic science name tag). u're here to take fingerprints?

policeman: yes (still smiling)

jules: (wah! ozie police now takin such drastic measures for safety ah?) u want my fingerprints? okay! (then jules held out her palms ah to let him take her fingerprints)

policeman is now looking highly amused.

policeman: i'm not taking your fingerprints!

jules is now very confused. she looks at the smiling mister policeman wondering why he's here. first he wanted fingerprints. now he doesn't want them.

jules looks at the mister policeman with her highly blurred expression like when she does so when she's confused (which is almost all the time).

policeman: i'm here to dust of for fingerprints in your house.

jules lagi blur.

jules: huh? but why? did somebody try to rob my place? (then both started to look inside the apartment)

policeman: yeaAAHH.. (his tone was like a makcik keypo's conversation with her gossip buddy which is like this,"eh eh jenaaaaab. kau tak tau ke? si anak piah kan dah ada boypren. mat salleh kau!" And then jenab.......OKAY BACK TO THE STORY!)didn't i call u yesterday?

jules: when? no. no, u didn't call me yesterday.

mister policeman then felt tt something was amiss. then he tried to confirm with jules her address.

policeman: what is this address?

jules told mister policeman the address.

then mister policeman showed her his address.

WRONG ADDRESS LA DEY!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 4:13 PM < +

Sunday, May 28, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

spot the REAL cat!

 

this is what shehmoo mobu will do everytime i'm doing my work on my table. when i leave, she'll wake up, stretch her neck long long and look for me. if i'm not back in 20seconds, she'll actually get up and start meowing for me. talk about being clingy. hemph!

(feez, this is for you.) 

+ > the glamour babe posted at 3:55 PM < +

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

it just HAD to happen

this year, i've been attending my 0830 lecture regularly. never absent. nope. 13 weeks of lecture, 13 times i attended. this morning was the same even though i slept real late coz i was talkin to the family. i reached the lecture theatre only to find out that there was nobody! i was walking so fast that i ended up with THREE blisters. hmph! i thought i was too early (which wasn't possible, my friends would vouch for me on that) so i took a seat. i was kinda excited coz its the final lecture of the semester and i alwaaaays sat around the same place for this lecture, IN FRONT. i like the subject very much u see. then i relised that for the first time in this semester, at the FINAL lecture........




i was in the wrong lecture theatre.

+ > the glamour babe posted at 11:02 PM < +

Friday, May 19, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

quiet like a tikus

been up to my nose finishing my assignments.
1 more essay
i more test
1 more week

struck with gastritis frm mon till wed. i was in so much pain, all i did was curl up in bed. no meds, nothin. pain has reached a new level. :p

on wed, i made chicken porridge. i ended up being late for school. no, not coz i took ages to cook, i took ages to eat. i keep refilling my bowl. sedap has also reached a new level. really, not lying. lecture started at 1330, i left home at around 1335. very good kan? then, as i was about to cross the road to the little woods to the bridge, an african dude waved at me in his car. thinkin it was hussein, i smiled and waved back la. then 'hussein' made a u-turn and gave me a lift (so handy that guy kan!). i graciously grabbed the offer. i'd rather be 10min late than half an hour late. when i entered the car, i got the shock of my life. 'hussein' wasn't hussein! jeng! jeng! jeng! he must've saw my shocked expression coz he said, "hi. i'm peter, remember?"

ahhhh.... peter the handyman. handy u are indeed!

(peter's the neighbour of the girl who bought my living room furniture. he helped her pick my stuff up. THAT was where we met).

moral of the story?

its easy to kidnap me.

oh! oh! oh! u noe they say rendang is nicer the longer u keep it? i can't agree more. i just did the 'opening ceremony' of the rendang my aunt gave me at the airport right before i left last night. 3 months old frozen and defrosted rendang has NEVER tasted sooooo good in my life. its rendang day and night for me till at least monday! whoo!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 7:05 PM < +

Monday, May 15, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

This is me ma

  

+ > the glamour babe posted at 6:10 PM < +

the birthday girl and the mother's day woman

 
 
 
 

this is me ma. she wanted a SG$1.20 cake for mothers' day but nobody got her any because that eldest child of hers is hopeless. i cannot get it for her because she'd die (not literally) if i were to go back and get it for her. so here i am, posting a pic of her cutting her bersday cake this year that yours truly got for her (i'm more dependable).

the pics upstairs are the different faces of the bersday girl. 14 years i know her already. she went to some indonesian island for her bersday i heard. hope u enjoyed it!

and yes, i know i'm a day late! heh!

to all mothers.... heppi momma's day! 

+ > the glamour babe posted at 5:55 PM < +

Saturday, May 13, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

*slaps forehead*

why the hell did i post the pic of my wedges? i meant to post david's picture! pardon my sickness (assignmentitis). go to Big Brother's website la to see his picture.

i'm bloggin instead of starting on my suharto research essay due by monday (personal target la). i can't get my hands on the boigraphy and the person who has the book is hanging on to it even though its already due. the selfish moron! yes, i've already 'chope' the book and that person is already 3 days overdue. CB.

cheh! cheh! besok mothers' day sey!
cheh! cheh! besok ader orang tu punyer birthday sey!

okay la. that's all. today i made spaghetti. should last me over the weekend. okay, this time for sure. bye!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 6:04 PM < +

david

some of u might know of his existence. i thought he was gorgeous, thus not missing out on Big Brother every single day (besides saturday, no BB on saturday) this year. i never understood BB until this yr. (stop sneering feez). yes, yes, i remember criticising this show sooo much tt feez was feeling irritated at me more than she was enjoying the show (heeh!). so, i'm presenting you david, the farmer. i think he's such a beautiful person, inside and out (not that well endowed tho, okay only la. heh!). his problem, he said, is that he's ready but he's still single. the last girl he dated was 6 years ago. he wants to share his life with 'the one'. to wake up and see his 'the one's' face, share his farm with 'the one'. why the hell is he still single? i was about to write him a proposal when he announced on national tv (channel ten la)....


 
"i'm a farmer and an open gay".

i think you're just confused my dear. let me straighten you out. it'll be the best time of your life, i promise. 

+ > the glamour babe posted at 5:47 PM < +

Friday, May 12, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

MIND you...

i wonder why the hell i'm takin psyc right now. oh, behaviorism, psychoanalysis, development... yada yada yada.... they are all interesting, really.

up till now, psychologists don't even know what the mind really is.

+ > the glamour babe posted at 4:29 PM < +

Thursday, May 11, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

right now

i'm feeling like.......

+ > the glamour babe posted at 12:04 AM < +

THIS.

+ > the glamour babe posted at 12:02 AM < +

Friday, May 05, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

hellooo......

i'm still breathing! heeh! so swamped with work that its amazing that i can actually take my shower. okay la, i'm exagerating a bit.

3 more weeks of school
3 more essays (die die must finish one by sunday)
3 more tests
1 exam.

then i'll be done with the semester.

yesterday i cooked the gravy.
today i made the roti.

can annybody guess what i cooked? nyeheheh!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 2:35 PM < +

if u guess correctly, i'll save some for u. promise!

+ > the glamour babe posted at 2:33 PM < +